So I wrote about this guy
earlier, as it turns out he's kind of a fixture downtown. In fact, for
over a year he's been standing at Daley Plaza, stoic like a Buckingham Palace guard, with the "stop raping my wife" sign.
I went looking for some info on this guy because I felt that any
accusations of rape should be investigated, and since the special
victims unit was busy when I called, It was up to me. (Ice T
said: "You gotta take this one yourself, dog! Straight-up, these people
depending on you, got it? dont you let the man rape nobody!")
As it turns
out, this man is crazy (not Ice, well maybe him too, but the sign guy).
While I thought there was a chance that an FBI agent named Chris Saviano
could be up at the top of the Daley building continually raping this
poor man's wife non-stop for the past year, while the mayor, dressed as
Mussolini, having canceled all personal appearances, laughs manically.
Nope. crazy. Turns out Farhad Khoiee-Abbasi
(rape-sign guy) lost his job, was going through a divorce, decided to
be his own lawyer and cracked up a bit. He blames his troubles on a FBI
agent who's existence has not been confirmed.
You can read a little more about him in this article: Middle Eastern Chicago Immigrant Protests FBI for Ruining His Marriage
Just another crazo...too bad, i thought this one was the real thing.
Ok, next up. I ran into queen of england downtown. She's black, a dude, and tried to sell me crack... but i think she's the real deal.
